Failed at making “Broccoli 65”, battered fried broccoli. Ended with such a goopy mess that I added an egg and made deep fried broccoli… donuts or something awful. Sad to turn so much broccoli into something so bad
Failed at making “Broccoli 65”, battered fried broccoli. Ended with such a goopy mess that I added an egg and made deep fried broccoli… donuts or something awful. Sad to turn so much broccoli into something so bad
by cohonka
33 Comments
Bokononfoma
Looks like weed
Scary-Inflation-685
I’d roast them with some salt first to draw out a lot of the moisture and then batter and fry it
MarzipanPlane9490
😱
Zealousideal_Sir_264
Man. I actually do miss that olskool bricked up dirt weed.
caelum_daemon
I’ve had good fried broccoli. Try again.
Mean-Ad-4602
I was about to smoke that
whatsbobgonnado
at work we have this falafel stuff that we smush into burger patties and balls and fry them. it’s like plant play dough
IttyBittyBigBoii
Definitely thought this was some loud lol
Chris_Wilson14
Not a fan of broccoli but, that calls for more of a tempura fry rather than a true deep fry.
Wonderful_Use_7754
The look crunchy and delicious though. They remind me of salad toppers, like the jalapeno crisps mmmm
Background_Essay_676
Hey Hey Hey…
kenzie42109
I genuinely thought this was just some moldy weed at first.
TelluricThread0
Oh, so this isn’t actually weed?
Correct_Squirrel_489
Thought this was weed
TraditionAcademic968
I’ll take a dub
Hullabaloo1721
try it with cauliflower instead. i dont think broccoli is a neutral enough flavor for 65. good idea though.
WeevilWeedWizard
Dude I thought these were weed nuggets
Deliciouserest
Put that in your pipe and smoke it
YokoEno
Your oil wasn’t hot enough
Jeramy_Jones
Fixfishing
EducationHumble3832
some dank looking nugs
Norcalguy8615
That’s a strong 8th right there!
disturbingyourpeace
Thought I was seeing a post from r/trees at first
starmadeshadows
thenoiboi
thought this was an r/trees post for a sec.
Take_A_Gambit
I thought this was marijuana 💀
TheSwearJarIsMy401k
Blend that shit up and mix it into a sauce or a meatloaf and never speak of it again.
33 Comments
Looks like weed
I’d roast them with some salt first to draw out a lot of the moisture and then batter and fry it
😱
Man. I actually do miss that olskool bricked up dirt weed.
I’ve had good fried broccoli. Try again.
I was about to smoke that
at work we have this falafel stuff that we smush into burger patties and balls and fry them. it’s like plant play dough
Definitely thought this was some loud lol
Not a fan of broccoli but, that calls for more of a tempura fry rather than a true deep fry.
The look crunchy and delicious though. They remind me of salad toppers, like the jalapeno crisps mmmm
Hey Hey Hey…
I genuinely thought this was just some moldy weed at first.
Oh, so this isn’t actually weed?
Thought this was weed
I’ll take a dub
try it with cauliflower instead. i dont think broccoli is a neutral enough flavor for 65. good idea though.
Dude I thought these were weed nuggets
Put that in your pipe and smoke it
Your oil wasn’t hot enough
some dank looking nugs
That’s a strong 8th right there!
Thought I was seeing a post from r/trees at first
thought this was an r/trees post for a sec.
I thought this was marijuana 💀
Blend that shit up and mix it into a sauce or a meatloaf and never speak of it again.
Try tempura batter
Thought this was r/trees for a second
Dank
thought these were nugs til I read the title
You are *chronic*ally bad at cooking